A Very Merry Attack Of The Energy Pylons
A Very Merry
Meet Billy.
(The likeness to our CEO is purely coincidental.)
He's been out doing some last-minute Christmas shopping. He's grabbed a Nintendo Switch, a lightsaber, a karaoke machine and seven other wonderful gifts.
On Billy's walk home, laden with gifts, something very strange happens. The energy pylons that he passes... they're coming alive and they want his presents!
An idea strikes – the karaoke machine! Quickly powering it up, he begins to sing. What follows is a sound so haunting that even the evil of the energy pylons are powerless to resist...
(Yes, it is quite an unbelievably convenient plot point but we're pretty sure this did actually happen.)
Can you help Billy defend off the angry horde of pylons with just the power of his voice (and a few extra power-ups)? In return, he'll happily share one of his Christmas gifts with you.
Unfortunately our Christmas giveaway is over but you can still play the game for fun.
The Prizes
& Final Prize Winners
Congratulations to the following winners who held the top spot on the leaderboard when the competition closed.
1
Nintendo Switch Handheld
Currently owned by Pylon Paul who survived for 1565 seconds
2
Premium Lightsaber
Currently owned by Laura Jane who survived for 956 seconds
3
Karaoke Machine
Currently owned by WillBU who survived for 882 seconds
4
£/$50 Amazon Gift Voucher
Currently owned by MWesten who survived for 801 seconds
5
Klask Board Game
Currently owned by Bailey T who survived for 783 seconds
6
Instant Print Camera
Currently owned by smburns08 who survived for 773 seconds
7
Remote Control Stunt Car
Currently owned by amybu who survived for 728 seconds
8
MP3 Player
Currently owned by LucyJane89 who survived for 670 seconds
9
The Very Best Of MeatLoaf
Currently owned by EpiNick who survived for 601 seconds
10
Lynx Gift Set & 24 Krispy Kreme Doughnuts
Currently owned by Leanne who survived for 560 seconds
Disclaimer
This offer is open to UK and USA residents only.
Your data will only be used for internal purposes and NEVER sold or supplied to a third party.
To ensure fairness we are limiting this promotion to employees and colleagues of the energy management, energy supply and energy procurement industries. For verification purposes, we suggest you use a company email associated with the energy industry. We may contact you directly for verification.
We reserve the right to remove this promotion at any time or swap prizes to that of equal value if exact prizes can’t be sourced.
We love funny names as much as the next person but any names appearing on the high score table that could be considered rude, vulgar or offences will be removed and no prize will be given.
Unfortunately this competition is not open to UtilityClick employees or their family members.
Coffee Morning For The Energy Industry
An Energy Industry
Coffee Morning
Hey Energy industry! We know Mondays can sometimes be a slog! So we'd like to offer a boost to start the week. A caffeine boost to be exact.
Let's Call it
We love creating software that boosts productivity. In fact, boosting the energy industry is what has driven us since 2016.
But what boosts us?
Coffee, that's what!
If you fancy a cup on us to start the week then head over to the UtilityClick LinkedIn page.
As this Monday we're giving away coffee vouchers to anyone working in the energy industry who's in need of a brew.
We've set it up as an event, so all you have to do is enter your details and we'll send the first 5 UK & US submissions a voucher for a well-known coffee shop (don't worry there's no actual event to attend).
Good To Know
We need your details to send the voucher but that's it. Your details will only be used for voucher sending and we won't keep a record.
One More Thing:
...But the Monday good times don't stop there! For every submission we receive on Monday, we'll donate to Macmillan Cancer Support. So even if you're not one of the first five to grab a coffee, we'll be sending a donation on your behalf to a great cause.
Macmillan Cancer Support is a fantastic UK charity that runs donation drives through coffee mornings to help raise funds for people and families suffering from cancer.
If you've benefited from a free coffee from us, please consider sending them the money that you would have spent via a donation.
The Christmas Energy Pylon
The Humble
Energy Pylon
We’re in full packing mode and have been posting these to our friends and colleagues in the industry. PLUS: We have a select few to give away below upon request.
We’re including some decorations (with real lights, tinsel and baubles) to get you started but we’d love to see what other creative ideas you come up with.
Share your creations on LinkedIn with #ChristmasPylons for a chance to win prizes.
Nice To Know: The wood used to create this pylon has already been replanted and the packaging is 100% recyclable.
As a thank you for your continued support, we’re giving away a limited number of actual UtilityClick energy pylons! Simply enter your details below and we’ll get one sent out.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year
from all of us here at UtilityClick.
Disclaimer
This offer is open to UK and USA residents only.
Your data will only be used for internal purposes and NEVER sold or supplied to a third party.
To ensure fairness we are limiting this promotion to employees of the energy management and energy procurement industries. For verification purposes, please use a company email associated with the energy industry. We may contact you directly for verification.
We reserve the right to remove this promotion at any time.
We have a limited number of Christmas pylon packs to give away and will issue them on a first come, first served basis. Successful submission of your details does not guarantee a free gift.
The Energy Trumps Card Game
We love to play
We play when we’re creating software and we play when thinking up complex solutions. It’s what pushes our energy software above and beyond, whilst allowing us to add a bit of personality into what we create.
This Christmas we’ve enjoyed creating something a little bit different, it’s something we think could be the perfect gift for that ‘special someone’ in your life.
Presenting: The Energy Trumps card game.
You’ve no doubt had the same highly contested discussions around your offices that we’ve had. “What’s better, West Burton Power Station or The Titanic?” or “Who’s got more sex appeal, a hamster or the entire nation of Germany?“.
With our Energy Trumps Game, you and your loved ones can spend Christmas discovering the answers to this and more, whilst also enjoying some unforgettable fun as you play.
As a thank you for your continued support, we’re giving away a limited number of physical copies. Simply enter your details below and we’ll get one sent out.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year
from all of us here at UtilityClick.
Disclaimer
This offer is open to UK and USA residents only.
Your data will only be used for internal purposes and NEVER sold or supplied to a third party.
To ensure fairness we are limiting this promotion to employees of the energy management and energy procurement industries. For verification purposes, please use a company email associated with the energy industry. We may contact you directly for verification.
We reserve the right to remove this promotion at any time.
We have a limited number of packs to give away and will issue them on a first come, first served basis. Successful submission of your details does not guarantee a free gift.
Twas The Week Before Christmas
Before you go, grab a...
Free Coffee
(a small gift from us to you)
In this world of climate change and endless landfills, we thought it prudent not to send a physical version of our Christmas card this year.
Instead, we’d like to invite all our friends in the energy industry to a cup of warm Christmas coffee on us.
Simply fill out the form below and we’ll email over a gift card to redeem at your local Starbucks coffee house.
Disclaimer
This offer is open to UK and USA residents only.
Your data will only be used for internal purposes and NEVER sold or supplied to a third party.
To ensure fairness we are limiting this promotion to employees of the energy management and energy procurement industries. For verification purposes, please use a company email associated with the energy industry. We may contact you directly for verification.
We reserve the right to remove this promotion at any time.
A Gift Guide For Energy Brokers
A Gift Guide
for Energy Brokers...
(according to the movies)
Unsure what to get that special Energy Broker in your life? We’ve taken inspiration from some Christmas movie classics to bring you the definitive present list to spoil a TPI with (and you probably already have them in your home!)
A White Vest
As worn by John McClane in Die Hard
It’s Christmas so it’s time to dispense with the formal and get comfortable. Give them a sleek white vest to relax in. All the better if they accidentally spill some red cranberry sauce down the front.
They’ll be so impressed they’ll be sure to say:
"Yippee-Ki-Yay M..."
World's Best Cup of Coffee
As championed by Buddy in Elf
We know what it’s like, the kids will have you awake long before the sun comes up, eager to open those presents. So give that special broker the helpful wakeup they’ll need with the world’s best cup of coffee.
One sip and they'll be saying:
"You did it! Congratulations! Great job everybody... It's great to meet you"
A Gangster Movie on VHS
As watched by Kevin in Home Alone
Everyone loves a good gangster flick so grab them a classic oldie and cuddle up on the sofa with some popcorn.
Just make sure you choose a good one, otherwise they’ll be saying:
"I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property..."
Keep the change, ya filthy animal!
From all of us here at UtilityClick!
Have a great Christmas!
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